Holiday Social Battery Tee
Wear it as a friendly early warning. You showed up, you were charming, and now the portal home is calling, to a wild elsewhere where the chair is yours, the book is open, and nobody asks you to explain the plot of anything. That is not rude. That is battery management.
One bar left, and it is reserved for reading. The battery on the front of this tee says what your December calendar already knows: the holiday social battery is a real resource, it drains at parties, and it recharges exactly one place. Holly included, small talk not included.
Printed on a Comfort Colors heavyweight tee. Garment-dyed for that perfectly lived-in softness that only gets better with every wash. This is not a thin, scratchy cheap shirt. It's 100% ring-spun cotton with a relaxed fit that drapes just right. And it's the kind of shirt you'll reach for over and over. The garment-dye process gives it that vintage look that only gets better with age.
More details
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
- Relaxed fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: A Wild Elsewhere
- Email: contact@support.awildelsewhere.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Holiday Social Battery Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
26.62
|
18.25
|
16.25
|
|
M
|
28
|
20.25
|
17.75
|
|
L
|
29.37
|
22
|
19
|
|
XL
|
30.75
|
24
|
20 1/2
|
|
2XL
|
31.62
|
26
|
21.75
|
|
3XL
|
32 1/2
|
27.75
|
23.25
|
|
4XL
|
33 1/2
|
29.75
|
24.63
|
